Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I love you.
Bad choice
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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