my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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