This is not my ceiling
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
this will be a night to untag.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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