If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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