I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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