This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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