trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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