Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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