shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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