That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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