Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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