im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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