I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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