Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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