Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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