I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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