Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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