Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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