Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
