I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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