Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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