everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
