This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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