so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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