Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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