Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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