just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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