My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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