no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
How external is "for external use only"?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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