My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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