i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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