Already got asked if we're dating
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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