6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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