I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
