planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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