fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
