DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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