I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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