Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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