How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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