im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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