Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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