that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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