Someone shit on the floor
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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