Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Randomize
