I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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