i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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