Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
