Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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