I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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