You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
