Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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