I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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